The Big Pot – Darwin Award

Allan Peeters

BOY O BOY…!

Darwin Award: These awards go to brilliant people. Like the guy who developed the hand grenade:  He put a test button on it. He got is award posthumously.

I can’t believe what I heard at the table after shooting and having a beer. We know who you are by the way, you were a member of the club. To make it even worse the “Bastardo” did not even pay day fees!!! You should know better.

Why do we go to all the expense of building backstops and down range areas if we can just staple the f@cking targets to the blue gum trees and blaze away at them with a handgun? Can you imagine what a great jungle lane we can set up. Starting at the clubhouse down to the rifle range, targets stapled to the trees left and right.

Bliks@m, you should know better, range rules state targets must be placed at the backstop. NOWHERE are blue gum trees mentioned!

Rifle ranges are for rifles not handguns. That is why it’s called “RIFLE RANGE”!!!

Two other guys, we know who you are. One a member and one visitor with him, were approached by my neighbor while our cattle were grazing on the range. They were drinking beer and shooting between the cows. You know that is not right, what’s wrong with you people? Chase the cows to the side before shooting. And NO booze on the ranges!!!

F@ccit guys if you see someone doing something wrong on the range, fix it there and then. Don’t wait till we are all at the clubhouse having a beer. It’s too f@cking late then.

Side Note:

If this is the way you conduct yourself on Wolwehoek’s shooting ranges you will be banded for life!!!